A few weeks ago my boss-lady tried to get me some Cubs tickets from our Budweiser sales rep. Since Budweiser is an official sponsor of Wrigley Field it's said they always have tickets laying around for their clients. Clients being me. Instead of Cubs tickets the dumb cunt gave us 2 tickets to see Third Eye Blind at the House of Blues. At first I couldn't think of one song by them, but I knew their name and knew they were pop music has-beens. To refresh my memory I listened to song samples on iTunes and then it all came back to me.
Their songs reminded me of my early High School days. Back when the only music I knew about was the then-current pop rock found on the radio station 95.1. It was the only kind I knew about, but I knew I didn't it. If I were to write an autobiography about my life as a listener of music, I would name that chapter, "Lost and Without a Soul"
So instead of watching them live, which is what I would be doing right now, I'm instead bashing them. God bless America!
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Akward Times
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Whippersnappers
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Anal Bum Cover
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. Some companies choose their domain names innocently based on their company/organization's name. Some of us on the other hand see cheap laughs.
1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the
agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company:
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
9. Then, of course, there are these brainless art designers, and their
whacky website:
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at