Speaking of the Clap

There's this song I listen to called, "Catch My Disease." The lyrics are...
"So please
baby please
Open your heart
Catch my disease"

Naturally of course I sing,

"So please
baby please
Open your legs
Catch my disease"

So sue me, its how I get my thrills.

Don't Tell Mom I Got The Clap

The other night I got the extreme pleasure of seeing the legendary Eric Clapton live in concert at the United Center. I had to work around a broken bus card, a walk through the ghetto, and a homeless lady who wouldn't leave me alone, but I got there and it was fan-fuckin-tastic. My seat was very far away, and the setlist could have been better (in my opinion) but the fact that it was Eric Clapton he could have sat up there and played any damn song and I would have loved it anyway. I like the $35 t-shirt I bought too, despite the fact that it was 35 fucking dollars.

Reviews and Setlist on the sidebar can be see: HERE

On a seperate note, I hate listening to stupid people try to talk intelligently. (see: Any Terrell Owens press conference or interview)

Week 1 Fantasy Review

Here is a sum-up of how my fantasy teams this weekend.

LOSS: Boys' Town Blumpkins 251.40 vs SaucerNip Destroyers 272.13
Notes: LaMont Jordan is an asshole

LOSS: Romsuiag's Rancors 52.50 vs. The Killer Ducks 99.33
Notes: Everyone on my team is an asshole

On the bright side however, is that the Bears shut out the Packers for the first time ever in Brett Favre's career.

Standin' On the Corner...

...of Winslow, Arizona. Not quite, but I am going to Tucson tomorrow which is where my parents recently moved. This will also be the longest vacation (5 days) from work since I started there. It will be nice to get away from the restaurant for a few days and not have to deal with dumb customers, dumb employees, and dumb vendors. I'll be sure to bring back some illegal immigrants with me too.

Thursday is also the start of the 2006 Football season! Go Bears, and both of my fantasy teams!

iDuped

So I was browsing the iTunes music store and they have a section called "Just For You" where they post songs/albums that are similar to the songs/almbums you have on your computer. I saw one song that was titled "Wrigley Field" and I hastily bought it assuming I would love any song about Wrigley (ie "Wrigley Field" by Wesley Willis and "Go Cubs Go" by Steve Goodman). It turns out this song is NOT about the holy heaven the Chicago Cubs play baseball in, but instead its some crappy ass instrumental from some old Randy Newman movie. Worst 99 cents I've ever spent.

In protest I went to the grocery store and started destroying Paul Newman products until I realized it was Randy Newman and not Paul Newman I was protesting.