New Number Bitches!
Ok sluts, I want you to right now go grab your phones or your address books or whatever the hell you use. Got it? Don't fucking lie to me! Get it now! Ok, good. Now, put this number in there tied to my name. Its, (312) 259-1636. Have it replace any old number you may have of mine That's my new cell number with the Chicago area code so turning back now. I don't want anyone to lose contact with me so make sure you get it.

Oh, and one of the guys that I had to talk to on the phone from Cingular talked just like Napoleon Dynamite. It made me smile.