Happy Jesus Zombie Day
Today is the day where here in America we celebrate Easter by telling stories of a giant humanoid rabbit that goes around hiding eggs and candy all over people's houses for their children to find and blindly consume. But what is Easter really about? Easter is the day where folklore tells us that Jesus arose from the dead. To this day, the zombie form of Jesus still walks the Earth and everything he kills, gets up and kills. So on this glorious holy day keep your eyes peeled and don't allow yourself to become another victim of...DUH DUH DUH...Jesus Zombie!