Friday, June 10, 2005

My phone call with JCPenny
Me: "Hi, whats the difference between these Relaxed Fit and Loose Fit khakis?
Lady: "One, is relaxed, the other is loose."
Me: "Uh-huh."

2 comments:

Charlie said...

think about it in terms of girls. if a girl is relaxed, you can figure she's chill, and down for whatever; maybe even some watersports or something. if she's loose, she's just a slut, and has been everywhere. think roast beef.

Patrick said...

You can also think of it in the terms of your own nuts. If they are relaxed then there just chillin in the pants having a good time. If they are loose there all slappin up against your leg cause big trouble.