Public Transportation > TV
I was taking the bus home tonight when some Russian guy with white hair and fucked up teeth came on and stood in the middle of the aisle. He immediately started rambling about all sorts of crazy shit that made no sense. I had no idea what this guy was talking about, but at one point the subject was socialists and blood suckers. He wasn't even talking to anyone in particular. He was just talking to everyone and anyone that would listen. Eventually some guy on the bus yelled out, "Shut up already you crazy bastard!"