Friday, September 09, 2005

Artist of the Summer
I just now created the award of "Artist of the Summer" just because I wanted to award a particular man of genius for his great work. My choice for Artist of the Summer goes to none other than Lil' Jon. Listening to his "Crunk Juice" album never ceases to put a smile on my face. Its all about the lyrics really. This man is an urban poet genius. Here are some of my favorite Crunk Juice lyrics.
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Let my nuts go - bitch

Let my nuts go

Let my nuts go - bitch
Do you like the way they swang

Girl: Wont you buy me a drink
Guy: Bitch hell naw!
Girl: Let me hit yo thang?
Guy: Bitch hell naw!
Girl: Wont you take me to yo crib
Guy: Bitch hell naw!
Girl: Lets go to the mall
Guy: Bitch hell naw!

I'll fuckin' nuke a nigga

Cuz youse a happy nigga

And ima nappy nigga

Fuckin' scrappy nigga

Meet ya pappy nigga

Its Ice Cube nigga

And Little Jon nigga


Bitch I'm tryin to get a job, but it just don't work

Soon as I walk through the door, on they face is a smirk

Can't hire no nigga like me in that bitch

Tattoos, gold teeth, nigga dreads and shit

Man, fuck these niggaz, I'll go back to sellin' dope

Now my baby mama callin bout that child support

Bitch back the fuck up, and let me smoke my weed

Motherfuck you bitch, stop screamin at me
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And now its time to introduce the latest Featured Flava. This track, from said album, is entitled Stick Dat Thang Out (Skeezer)

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