Saturday, October 22, 2005

Your Mom
So I know this guy who keeps bringing up a particular conversation I try to avoid since I have no idea how to respond to it. Apparently he's frustrated he can't find a decent prostitute. He told me he got one for $30 the other day but she "wasn't shit" and all he wants is some "hot ass in my bed."

2 comments:

The Honorable Matthew W. Cohen said...

NO ONE, and I mean no one out Pimps COHEN.... Ben and I are in the midst of an epic pimtastic strugle, the prize, dominance of Wrightplace, he better take that weak game to croatan

Charlie said...

ralphin20: we might have to go to chicago
stillrockingout: that'd be awesome
ralphin20: sox games are easy to get into
stillrockingout: we could meet up with brad, too
stillrockingout: he's a good time
ralphin20: hell yeah man
stillrockingout: and if i went to chicago without telling him, he'd disown me
stillrockingout: hah
ralphin20: i always waned to meet the guy who said he wanted to rape me like a baby
stillrockingout: HAHAHA
stillrockingout: was that in a drunk dial?
stillrockingout: if i remember right?
ralphin20: yeah