Fat Bralbert
Being optimistic I would have trick or treaters come by for Halloween I bought two big bags of candy from the store. Unfortunately not a damn kid came by. I suppose I can blame it on the fact that I had to work late and didn't get home till 8, but also because I live in a high-rise condo full of old people.

Oh well, I guess I'm just gonna have to eat it all by myself. Then I'll look like the picture above.