Pok-her

Poker is not a sport, but ESPN insists on showing people play it all the time. Everyonce in a while I'll watch it, and I don't have anything against poker, I just don't see why its often found on a Sports network. While I'm on the subject, Cheerleading isn't a sport either. Nobody goes to a football game (which is why cheerleading was invented) and says, "Oh man, I wonder which cheerleading team is gonna win!" No no, they instead say, "In between football plays I'm gonna look at the cheerleaders because they're in short skirts, and their ass cheeks are hanging out."

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