36-24-36? Only If She's 5'3"

One of my employees today said he wants to take me to a barbeque and get me a "thick ass ho." I respectfully declined.

Many Are Called

Many people have decided to make the attempt at a personal blog. Some turn out good, some not so much. Keeping up a personal blog isn't all that hard, you just gotta stay in the blogging frame of mind. Damn near anything is bloggable, you just gotta present it.


I've had several friends start up their own blog. Let's take a look at how they turned out:

• Charlie: Late Night Radio is the proclaimed Godfather of blog. Consistently active for almost 3 years now. Need I mention he had a weekly online journal prior to that?

• Shannon: Rest in Peace Inaction Intention. However, don't mourn too much because she also "has" a second blog which wasn't meant to continue on, but it might just kick something up every now and then.

• Pat: I won't proclaim Don't fall through the stars dead yet, but its definitely in a blog coma.

• Cohen: Republicans for Voldemort is becoming more and more active these days. Always entertaining, especially if you know the guy.

• Mike Doughty: Can we just say that I know Doughty on a personal basis? Either way his blog Super Special Questions Blog still kicks ass. He's blogging from Africa these days.

• Jon: Random Thoughts is the Terry Schiavo of blogs.

As for my own blog? I try to keep it active, but I'm often too tired to post anything after spending 12 or 13 hours working and commuting. I try to make up for it on my days off though.

GSH

This year's NFL Playoff results have thus far been dissapointing. With the loss of the Pats, the Colts, and most importantly the Bears the most interesting potential matchups for me are now lost. On a related note, I hope Steve Smith contracts gonorrhea.


Brad: So is Pat on suicide watch becuase of the Colts game?
Charlie: I haven't heard from him. I called. I think he might be dead.
Brad: Quite possibly.

Thats the Sound of a Man

Thanks to the boss going on a long vacation I got stuck with working 110+ hours in 10 straight days. The last few days I was just plain exhausted and I was starting to get sick. Its ok though cause now I'm off 4 of the next 5 days. I have no idea what I'm going to do with all that time, but I can tell you that I am breathing a huge sigh of relief!

P.S. 40-hour work weeks are for chumps.

Damn B!

Back in my college and high school days I thought that once I entered the work-force I wouldn't have to deal with as much dumb ass people. Golly gee was I was wrong. I figured the dumb asses would just kinda dissapear, or be weeded out. Instead, they just got jobs with companies I have to deal with.

The Future Is In Good Hands

All You Need Is a Groove...

...to help you move.

You know that guy on the street with his headphones on who is completely out of touch with reality becasue he's too occupied with his music to pay attention? Well chances are, that guy is me. The time I get to walk around listening to my music is the best part of my day. That and my morning cup of coffee on my days off.

i heart my iPod

200666

Happy New Year! My new year's resolution is to get drunk more often (seriously). What's yours?