Everybody loves cash, especially me. If I had one billion (bearded?) clams this is what I would do with it, and in this order.
- Quit!
- Buy a big ass condo somewhere in Chicago. I don't know if I'd rather have a high-rise with a view, or a charming vintage home in Old Town. Either way, it would be big and expensive.
- Chicago is definitely the place to be in the summer, but I would need a winter home. Maybe something in Virgin Islands so I can look for Bernie Lomack's fortune.
- Buy a yacht and hire a crew to take me and my gold-digging girlfriends out on the lake (see photo).
- Put my money in some solid investments that will pay out dividends as fast as I can spend my money.
- Buy the Chicago Cubs. From what I've seen on the internet its valued somewhere between $250 and $350 million so I could definitely afford it.
- Do a lot of traveling with friends. I'd like to spend lots of time in Australia and Italy.
- Donate money to a bunch of small charities.
2 comments:
Oh definately! It's way more comfortable to cry in a ferarri.
you forgot to say that you'd financially support your dear old friend shannon.
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