Countdown to What?

I've never been a big fan of New Years. I just don't understand what there is to celebrate. To me, it just means that the next few weeks I'm going to write down the wrong year and have to scratch it out. I guess some people like New Years because it means a fresh start and a new beginning. If you ask me, thats for people that suck at life. If you need a new year to make resolutions and better yourselves, then maybe you should ask yourself what the fuck you been doing for the last 11 months.

My New Years resolution is to smoke less crack.