Lanky R Us
I really could use a store with the name shown above. Instead I'm forced to go to JCPenny.com under their "special sizes" section to find pants that will actually fit me right. I've been trying to buy some black pants in my size (30 x 34) for work (knakis get too dirty looking) and the bastards are telling me the item isn't available. Fuck that, give me my damn pants ya cock-monkey.

So I think I'll just drink some beer and play some PS2 instead.