Feel The Rhythm, Feel The Rhyme...
There's this old Jamaican dude I work with who is one of the most random guys I've ever known. Today, out of nowhere, he comes up to me to tell a little story. He said in a thick Jamaican accent, "I had this bitch back in Jamaica. Prettiest mother fucker on the island, but she was a thief! A damn thief! Her mother was too!"