One of my least favorite things (among the post title) is when people ask me if I "ever eat." This happens every few months or so and it quite frankly really chafes my johnson. Do these same people ask fat people if they ever stop eating? Or ask people with dysentery if they ever stop shitting? I would hope not, but they might as well.
Friday, December 16, 2005
Dead Kittens
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i think that if you straight up ate the next person to ask that it would teach them a lesson. "yea, i eat, bitch! GULP!"
I think the problem is that they have never seen you around some tots.
shannon, i heart you. i just logged in to post, people'd probably stop asking if you viciously bit into the face of the next person who asked, and then innocently replied "when i'm hungry" while chewing it noisily.
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