Potty Mouths Are Fun

I don't know about you, but I found this page absolutely hilarious.

Wikipedia - List of Profane Words

My Latest Purchase

Because you're not cool until you own a sweatshirt with your name on it.

New Featured Flava

A new flava is way overdue. This tune Papa Dukie and the Mud People is the first track to my most recent CD purchase, Behind the Levee by The Subdudes. Enjoy.

Hey Hey, Ho Ho, This Penis Party's Got to Go!

Last night I came across the anti-war rally/march here in Chicago. It was pretty interesting to watch so I took a few pictures and even recorded a video.

The group of protesters were led by a bunch of police cars and paddy wagons, and were followed by even more police cars, paddy wagons, ambulances, and even full-length prisoner busses. I guess they were prepared for the worse. That caravan was then followed by another one, except composed of street cleaners. Someone was thinking ahead.

One old guy that was walking in it looked and pointed straight at me and said, "This is your war, I'm too old, its your war." Whatever dude, keep me out of this.

A King Is Crowned

My old friend Charles stayed with me this past week for his Spring Break. We did a bunch of stuff including; Shedd Aquarium, Lincoln Park Zoo, plenty of drinking, and even a George Clinton concert. It was definitely a good time, and I made new friends with some of his people that were also in town.

This picture is of him and I with some kid that sat next to us at a sushi restaurant. His name is Diego and he's awesome.

27 Paulas

Taken from his blog...

"I watch the American Idol.
It is the terrible awful show.
Watching it makes Jesus angry"

Gotta love this guy.

Arabian Goggles

So there's this new energy drink out there called "Bawls." Is their marketing department really that naive, or do they snicker everytime they think of what they've done? When I think of this my mind just spins with jokes. Lets have some examples.

• Want to know how to get ahead in your career? Trying sucking some bawls.
• How'd my date go? Let's just say I've got blue bawls.
• Don't get too excited or you'll choke on those bawls.
• May I set my bawls on your chin?
• Keeping both my bawls in there is like keeping a dog in a bathtub.

They just keep coming.

Name That Fish

Holler holler folks. The much anticipated moment has finally arrived. I finally bought my new fish a few weeks ago and its time to name him. A lot of people have asked if they could name the fish, so I want to give everyone an opportunity to give their suggestions. Below are links to more pictures so look them over and post a comment with your name suggestions.

Once everyone has an opportunity to give their name suggestions then I'll either pick one and declare that the winner, or we'll have a run-off election. Also, male or female names are acceptable.

Oranda Pic #1
Oranda Pic #2
Oranda Pic #3
Oranda Pic #4
Oranda Pic #5

Snow On the Harbor

Future Ex-Wife

Why didn't anyone tell me Elisha Cuthbert was on the show 24?! I would have started watching it a long time ago! I've been obsessed with this chick for a while now. I even put her on my Christmas list, but Santa didn't follow through on that one.

That fat fuck.