Dear World

Dear Person sitting in front of me on the plane,

Do not lean your chair back. If you were to look behind you to see the lanky 6'1" fella that I am, and looked at where my knees are you'll see that my even with your chair in the "upright position" I barely fit as it is. What makes you think it's cool to move your chair back, thus crushing my legs? So don't be surprised if I push your chair back up if you try to move it down. Don't be surprised if I frequently "accidently bump" your chair several times throughout the flight either. It wouldn't be my first time.

You suck.

Love, Brad