You Pick The Facebooke Picture!
Its hard to decide which picture to use so I'm going to leave it up to you bitches. Below are the seven choices. Leave a comment with your vote for your favorite.
RAWK!
PUKE!
BONER!
MIDGET!
CHOPS!
OGRE!
MULLET!
Please feel free to leave your second and third pick too.
Monday, January 31, 2005
ME Madness Differentwhere
Apparently we weren't the first ones to think of this.
CLICK DIS SHIT YO!
On an unrelated note, I just want to mention once again that I hate bad tippers. I hope they all die.
Sunday, January 30, 2005
Who's My Baby Daddy?
Lately I've been frequently having some random cravings. These include but are not limited to nachos, hot dogs, salad, and tacos. This is making me believe that I may in fact...be pregnant.
In my search for pictures I found this amazing quote...
"I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs." - Christopher Walken
Middle Earth Madness
Yesterday's all day long Lord of the Rings marathon was a large success. It took us about 12 and a half hours to finish the whole thing which included small breaks in between movies and DVD changes. To supplement the event, we made some special ubergeek snacks that included Aracorn, Lembas Bread, Deadly Marsh Punch, and Pippinroni Pizza. The brave Fellowship of the Madness that began and completed this quest included Laura, Jon, Pat son of Ronald, and me. Lauren came by way late and was here for half of the last movie. Poor Matt Cohen was our fallen soldier though. He came with intentions of going the distance, but lasted only a movie and a half. Charlie and Matt didn't even attempt the challenge so they fled and sought refuge elsewhere.
"one 201 to rule them all
one 201 to find them
one 201 to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them"
Friday, January 28, 2005
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Bitches Love Cash
Today at work I overheard a waitress I work with complain about women being bad tippers. She showed for me a 15% tip on her credit card receipt as evidence. This confused me because at the end of a shift I usually average a little below 15% in tips (cause people are assholes) so a 15% tip would be just fine with me. With curiosity I asked what she usually gets in tips, and she replied with, "20-25%." Knowing this made me wish I had an hourglass figure and a hot pair of breasts. My days of tipping hot bitches a little extra just cause they're hot are over.
Speaking of tipping, I just want to make a little public service announcement here. The universally accepted standard tip is 15% of your total check. Note that if you had something comped, even though you're no longer paying for it, the server still took the order and brought it out to you so it should be considered in the total. If the server went through extra efforts for you or was exceptional in their responsibilities it is appropriate to provide a 20% tip. Unless the server put forth a crappy effort DO NOT tip less than 15%. If you do then you are an asshole and I would appreciate it if you stayed at home and ate your own feces instead of wasting my time.
Keep in mind that tips are not supplemental income for servers; it’s their main source of income since servers make 1/2 of minimum wage ($2.13/hr). If everyone tipped the way a lot of people I serve then I would no doubt starve to death. Do you want the death of some poor server on your hands? Didn't think so.
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Peter "I Heart Satan" Jackson
This coming Saturday the 201 will be hosting a Lord of the Rings Trilogy movie marathon. We'll be watching the extended version of all three movies consecutively! Anyone brave enough to take part in this all-day event is welcomed to come whether it's for just one, two, or all three movies. The festivities will probably begin around 11:00am so that we can squeeze the whole thing in one day. Pat and I looked up on Amazon.com how long the extended versions were and we found out that it would last 11.1 hours. More specifically, 666 minutes I kid you not! That little tidbit of info made my night.
Sunday, January 23, 2005
Ratta-tot-tot!
Today during the football game festivities a group of eight or nine brave men accomplished an impressively obscure feat. In addition to the many bags of chips, dip, and even more beers we managed to consume a marvelous 10 lbs of tater-tots. That's 1.25 lbs of fried processed potatoes per person. Next stop....
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
NEW Featured Flava
The newest featured flava is "Gimme What You Got" from Keb' Mo's album, "The Door." Enjoy.
Monday, January 17, 2005
Which 201 Guy Are You?
Take the latest, and hottest quiz around to find out which resident of the 201 you resemble the most!
Post your results as a comment.
It looks like someone in Chicago wants me fired from my High School Baseball coaching position. Check this out...
In battle vs. coach, jury calls dad out
Sunday, January 16, 2005
Act Like You've Been There
Yesterday Pat and I were watching the High School All American football game. It's basically where they take the best high school players from the East, and put them up against the best players from the West. There was this one kid who got away on a receiving catch and was all alone on his way to the end zone. Right before he got there he had the genius idea to do a flip over the goal line. Problem was he landed short on the 1 yard line. Not only that, but they gave him a 15 yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct. So instead of having a touchdown reception, his team is stuck on the 16 yard line. All because he acted like a fool.
These kinds of people are bad for sports.
Friday, January 14, 2005
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Suicidal Fish
This is Rocco. His mommy dropped him off at the 201 3 1/2 weeks ago and has since forgotten about him. Now he has suicidal thoughts because the reality of his mommy leaving him for good is just too much.
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Human Ad Space?
Check out this eBay auction. Apparently somebody has agreed to get the winning company's logo tatooed on his forehead.
This dude needs to get a real job.
Grand Opening
'Last night was the grand opening at work. I thought the place was going to be crazy packed just because thats what seems to happen with new restaurants in Greenville, but it really wasn't that busy. I don't think there was ever a wait in face. I still made decent money so thats good, but there's potential for more once we get more business and I get more tables. One of the highlights from last was The Miller Light Girls showing up who's job is basically to be sluts and dance on the bar (not that I'm complaining). The other was that a couple of gay guys said my belt was "cute" and that it "works for me." Flattering.
Monday, January 10, 2005
Textbooks vs. Checkbooks (live on Pay-Per-View)
Today is the first real day of school at ECU. Today is the day where my lifestyle parts with the rest of all my other friends. While everyone goes off to school to do the usual; sit in class, hang out in Wright Place, eat at The Spot, and ride on the bus, I'm joining the Rat Race. I hear people all the time saying, "Don't leave school! Stay in it as long as you can!" The thing is I'm thrilled to be out. I never did like it, and I think I hate it more now than when I was still in it. For example, as I drove by campus today I was stopped at the college hill and 10th street stoplight. I watched all the students walking around going to class and it gave me a sick feeling in my stomach just thinking about that being me again. On the other side, I actually like to work. I get paid to have fun, as opposed to paying someone else so I can do something I loathe. Niki said she'd give me 2 months to change my opinion, but I don't see it happening. I love money way too much.
Here is a relevant quote:
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
-Albert Schweitzer
Today's Featured Hot Dog Topping: Celery Salt
Saturday, January 08, 2005
Featured Flava
I changed the title of the "Media of the Moment" to "Featured Flava." Sounded more appropriate I suppose. Anyways, a new song by Tommy Castro has been added as well. It rocks, check it out!
Friday, January 07, 2005
"Don't You Want to Express Yourself?"
Training at work finally ended today. Thanks to our "mock service" lunches I hooked up 7 free lunches for my friends. Tomorrow we're having some kind of VIP dinner for various business owners around town and everything will be free, including the open bar. People will still be tipping though, and I hear you get some good money from that cause they're all rich business owners and since the meal is free anyways they're more willing to throw down a bigger tip. I sure hope they do 'cause I love me some money.
Also, I got a piece of flair today. A pin that says, "WOW!". I need 31 pieces though so I can be like Bryan from Office Space.
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
Chapel Thrill
Yesterday after training at work I took a road trip up to Chapel Hill to see some old friends. Good ol' Charles Lontz was in the state from Lafayette, IN and he brought me a graduation present. Him, Shaun, Josh, Julia, etc, and I watched some Ali G off a dvd. It was hilarious actually, much better than I thought it would be. Afterwards we did a little bar hopping, played a little pool, that kind of thing. I didn't get to bed till 4am and I had to be up at 7am. I needed to shower and drive back to Greenville in time to get to work for another day of training. Needless to say, I'm tired as shit right now.
My big ass belt buckle came in the mail today too. Score!
Sunday, January 02, 2005
The 201 Just Got More Blub
I have big news everyone. On a whim, I got another oranda yesterday from PetSmart. I went in to get more fish food, but instead left with; two plants, fish food, decorative marbles, another roman ruin decoration, and a little blue oranda. His name is Tank. He's still a baby and is pretty shy, but very spunky. I also finally got my camera back from the shop so I took some pictures and made a website. Here ya go. Flobee & Tank.
Saturday, January 01, 2005
Gone But Not Forgotten in '04
Many great people were lost this past year. Here is my dedication to them.
Happy New Year Peeps.
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