At Least He's Honest
There's this old guy that lives in my building who often wears a shirt that says on the front, "I ain't nothing but a whore hound." and on the back it says "Ho's Depot." I want to be him when I grow up...or not.

Going...Going...Gone-orrhea to the highest bidder
Would you hit someone up for this offer? Seems a bit...taboo to be getting these 2nd hand.

Trees of Green
I met someone today who claimed her great uncle was Louis Armstrong. I was about to call bullshit, but she did have the same last name and Louis did live in Chicago.

Rocks and Blocks
My iPod is good for many things. One being a vast supply of musical bliss in a small easy to manage device. The other being an excuse for not noticing bums asking for money.

No, You Suck
To follow-up with the previous post, two people told me the Cubs suck before I even got to my seat. However, I came across as many of them as I did Cubs lovers.

Appropriate Apparel
So what does a Northsider guy like me wear to a White Sox game? That's right, a Cubs shirt.

3D Ping Dong
I found this flash game online. Its simple, but fun. Try having your cursor in motion when you hit the ball in order to put a spin on it.

Curveball

Bitches Love Cash
If anyone needs a financial advisor my friend Shaun got a job as one and he is looking for some clients. He's licensed only in NC mind you.

Blue Collar Missed This City
I've been in Chicago now for 2 1/2 months and while there are numerous differences between here and Greenville I just want to point out a couple. First, the number of camouflage hats I've seen my whole time here is equal to the amount I would see in 1 day in Greenville. Second, I have not heard one person yet say "Git-R-Done" which was a daily occurrence in Greenville. Especially on the days I worked at the Steakhouse.

Webshot to The Face
I added a pooperload of pictures to my webshots page. Check it out here.

I Fought The Wasabi, and The Wasabi Won
Last night I wanted to have a Japanese Hibachi type meal so I cooked up some chicken, rice, zucchini, and onions. I wanted to get some of that white sauce shit they have at the restaurants, but when I was at the store I couldn't see anything like that for sale and I have no idea how to make it. Instead I found some wasabi horseradish, so I thought that might be good. Hell, wasabi is Japanese so its got to go together, right? Let me tell you what, that stuff kicked my ass. Just a small bit made my sinuses explode. So much for that.

Action Dog
My friend Evan made a kickin website for all of his art projects. Its titled Action Dog so check it out. Also, be sure to visit the Miscellaneous Portfolio section and view his Box Boy Series. Your's truly is the subject.

Public Transportation > TV
I was taking the bus home tonight when some Russian guy with white hair and fucked up teeth came on and stood in the middle of the aisle. He immediately started rambling about all sorts of crazy shit that made no sense. I had no idea what this guy was talking about, but at one point the subject was socialists and blood suckers. He wasn't even talking to anyone in particular. He was just talking to everyone and anyone that would listen. Eventually some guy on the bus yelled out, "Shut up already you crazy bastard!"

One Classy MoFo
I saw a guy at the grocery store today who's shirt, on the front, said "Ain't Nothing But A Whore Hound." On the back it said, "Ho Depot."

I want to be him when I grow up.