Lock Up Your Daughter

It's official. I bought my plane ticket and car rental yesterday for my trip to North Carolina the last weekend of January. My plan is to fly in Friday morning and drive to Greenville. That night everyone will meet at Ham's for drinks around 10pm for reminiscing and schwasting. Saturday plans are still up in the air so suggestions are welcomed. Sunday I'm going to drive to Chapel Hill and visit my people there till I leave Monday morning.

I'm really looking forward to this trip, and I sure could use it. I have really missed some of my friends back there so it will be great to see them again. I just hope those who aren't in Greenville anymore these days can make the drive out there.

Let Me See You Tootsie Roll

We have this dishwasher who has got to be one of the nicest old men in the world. The guy is always smiling and will laugh at anything and everything. Today he gave me a christmas present which was a hooded sweatshirt with a graphic on it very similar to the one shown to the left. Everytime I look it makes me smile.

Sassy Mamma

While shopping for my chocolate loving grandmother at Ghirardeli's Chocolate Shop I overheard one of the ladies working there say, "They make me want to straight up cut somebody in here!"

Happy Birthday Blog!

The blog turns one year old today. Word.

Dead Kittens

One of my least favorite things (among the post title) is when people ask me if I "ever eat." This happens every few months or so and it quite frankly really chafes my johnson. Do these same people ask fat people if they ever stop eating? Or ask people with dysentery if they ever stop shitting? I would hope not, but they might as well.

Brown Paper Packages

A list of some of my favorite things.

• My iPod
• Summer in Chicago
• Peanuts, Old Style, and Cubs games
  
• Orandas
• TV Series on DVDs
• Late-night blues bars
• The Wrigley building at night (shown)
  

What are some of your favorite things? And you can't say friends or family cause that's just a given.

Phallic Precipitation

At Chicago's Millenium Park they have a bunch of large aerial photos of the Chicago area displayed all over the place. I was looking around last time I was there and saw this one of a skate park on the south side.




It showed the park in the summer and in the winter. Looks innocent enough, but if you look closer you can see something written in the snow shown here.

If I'm not mistaken that looks very similar to a penis. A massive snow penis complete with a pair of balls.

Featured Flava / Termination Tune

Is it wrong when you have to try really hard not to smile when firing somebody? How bout if it happens twice in the same night?

I have no regrets...However, I do have a new Featured Flava for you bitches. I found this particular song on the "New Music Sampler" CD the local radio station WXRT was handing out at the Blues festival this past summer. I present unto you, Better Now by Collective Soul.

Tonya Heineken

Just to clarify in case anyone was wodering. They will not allow you to drink a beer while skating on the skating rink at Winter Wonderfest on Navy Pier. I asked.

Vitameatavegaboner

Just the other day I had this conversation...

Guy: I think I'm getting sick
Me: You should take some vitamins
Guy: I do, I have a bunch of them all over my house...I take vitamins. I even take them for my penis.

Aquarium Update

I got rid of the big black rock filter thing and instead went with this waterfall scene shown. I like it much better, and it was cheaper too.

Also one week closer to being ready for fish.

First Real Snow of the Year

This is what I woke up to this morning. Makes me glad I don't have a car anymore.