Pimps and Hose
Praise Lucifer, the car has been fixed. Turns out the problem was a tear in a hose attached to the radiator. So after discussing it with my old man I took on the task of fixing the hose myself. Even though it was a serious problem, I actually had fun fixing it. It was a manly experience being outside working on my car, getting my hands dirty, checking out some hottie moving her stuff into the next apartment building over, and all the while enjoying a hot cup of coffee. Yes, manly indeed. I felt kind of like Tim Allen, except without the coccaine.

(Just don't tell anyone it was Kahula Vanilla Cream coffee. That would hurt the image.)

I Like a Lot of Things Hot
Like coffee, women, apple cider, sandwiches, showers, the afterlife, but engines certainly aren't one of them. Bad news is it looks like my car is overheating again. Last time this happened I had to tow the damn thing all the way to Charlotte myself (with the help of Charlie) and had to shell out $1,100 bucks to get it fixed. I don't know yet what the problem is, but in the mean time I don't even know if I'll be able to drive to work given the situation. This definitely keeps me from taking either of the two road trips (trip #1, trip #2) I had planned for the next week or so.

Also, if you're not going to register with the site then at least make note of who you are when you leave a comment. No more of this "anonymous" bullshit. Ok? Good.

New Media of the Moment
Let this song be a reminder for whenever you get stressed out over something.

Back from Chicago
In case you were wondering, no my abesnce was not because I was arrested for skipping out on jury duty. I've been in Chicago for Christmas. It was an excellent trip. I got to see all my family, and it was the first time I got to see my cousin Jordan who was born this past summer. I got a few good presents such as Seinfeld Seasons 1 and 2 DVD, The Office DVD, a book on making money, a book on restaurants, a book on Chicago, and lots of straight cash (which I will be "jewing" by investing it on the stockmarket). The food was awesome too. The food highlights were Rosatis pizza, the traditional Esposito Xmas eve dinner (the menu goes back 5 generations now all the way to my great-great-grandmother), and Portillos which I ate 3 times in the 5 days I was there.

Belt Buckles and Sodomy
I just realized that I was scheduled for jury duty 5 days ago in Charlotte. A few weeks ago I sent them a request to skip out on it since I'm a resident of Pitt county now, but I never heard back from them, and I didn't take the time to figure out how to check on it. If you don't hear from me in a few days then its because I'm probably in jail being somebody's girlfriend.

On another note, I will soon be the proud owner of a big ass texas belt buckle. I decided to get it to wear while I serve at Texas Steakhouse. I'm hoping people will get a kick out of it and decide to give me lots of tip money because of my awesomeness.

At the beginning of the shopping season when I registered for Amazon.com I (just for kicks) set the name as Flobee Esposito as the recipient (that would be my fish's name). Earlier today some lady stopped by to drop off a package from Amazon. When I got to the door she said, "Are you..." looked at the package in bewilderment, and then just handed me the box.

The blog would like to wish both Matt Stambaugh and Niki "Sticky" Butcher a happy birthday today! May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their genitals.

I saw my first Lewis & Clark special edition Nickel today while at Krispy Kreme. I gotta say, the US Mint must be bored as shit. If they're going to waste their time making special edition coins they oughta make some interesting ones at least. We should give the "minters," or "mintites" if you will, some narcotics and let them go crazy with new coin ideas. This will probably result in a Jerry Garcia edition, or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas edition, or even the Grilled Cheese special edition nickel though. Not exactly great ideas, but they're better than Lewis & Clark.

(here's where we get interactive)
Leave comments on more ideas for special edition coins.

Back in Blog
Well everyone, here it is. The blog is back. My motivation for starting this thing is because I think it will be a great help with keeping in touch with people from NC. Even though I won't be moving for a few months I figure I should go ahead and kick it off so that I can grab some dedicated readers. Hopefully I'll have as much success with this thing as Charlie has in the past with his blog, the "Godfather of all blogs."

Here's just a little introduction to what we're dealing with here. Over to the right on the sidebar I'll have my Media of the Moment where I'll be hosting songs, pictures, and things like that. I'll be updating that section at random times whenever I feel its right. Then there's also my links section. Let me know if you there's anything I should add there. Also, there is a link to post comments below every post and you're all expected to use it since I'm going to try and make this blog a little interactive. You'll see what I mean later.

I hope everyone had/has a safe trip back home for the holidays. Keep an eye out for the remergance of Pat's blog as well.